Teasettes Group Act
This fall, we invite you to explore Sexy Silly with the Teasettes "Heads Will Roll" act series! This neo-burlesque routine blends classic burlesque peels with campy horror-film inspired moves, sex appeal, and ZOMBIES!
You’ll tease, tantalize, and consume the audience in this number. This is moderate to high-energy beginners choreography, and includes a small amount of floor work (must be able to get up off the floor in the act).
This course will be led by local burlesque performer Temera Titty, whose burlesque style is glamorous and goofy.
All Teasettes series offer in-depth instruction on Burlesque and peeling techniques, stretching and conditioning, stage presence, choreography, and provide guidance on costuming and makeup.
Series includes 6 instructional classes and 1 rehearsal for those who wish to perform.
Teasettes series are open to newer and experienced dancers, and all bodies and gender identities.
To ensure an intimate and impactful experience, we limit the number of performers to eight. Slots are allocated on a first-come, first-served basis, with priority given to those who send their rehearsal payment first.
Participating in our final performance is optional. If you choose to perform, you will attend an additional rehearsal and purchase the costume pieces listed below, or pull similar items from your closet.
Seize the opportunity to become a part of the Teasettes legacy, joining the myriad of dancers who have graced our stage with their captivating presence!
Class Location:
BodyMagick Temple - Outer SE Portland, address shared upon registration
Thursdays, September 11-October 16
7-9:00pm
* Promo Photos September 25
** Performance Rehearsal October 23
Show:
Saturday, October 25
Call (Arrival) Time: 6:00pm
Doors 8pm/Show 9-11:00pm
Teasettes Group Act Series
$186
One-Time Payment of $186 (includes credit card fees), 2 Monthly Payments of $93 or 3 monthly payments of $62
$32 for Performance Rehearsal -- add at checkout
Costume costs are additional
COSTUME PIECES
The list contains examples of pieces. Unless specified, you may use your own pieces that are similar or find them in other online or local stores.
GothFox Invisiboob Starburst Illusion Pastie in Crystal AB -- used for almost all Teasettes acts
GREEN Bra/Top (embellish with purple if desired)
PURPLE Panty/Undies (embellish with green if desired)
BLACK Gloves
Choose-your-own zombie outer layer -- something on top and something on the bottom. More info in link.
Shoes safe for carpeted stage
Smokey eye w/ zombie make-up (optional blood/mold/decrepitude!)
Messy updo/hair
Skin Color Fishnet Tights/Thigh Highs (optional)
YOUR INSTRUCTOR: TEMERA TITTY
Temera Titty is the Rose City's Titillating Tease! Temera has been serving up cheese and cheek on stages across the world since her burlesque debut in November 2018.
Temera performs and hosts shows regularly in Portland, Oregon’s prolific burlesque scene from speakeasy bars to sold out stages. Temera’s performances have been selected by the Oregon Burlesque Fest, Metalesque Fest, Texas Metalesk Fest, and the Pacific Northwest Burlesque Fest.
She's also performed internationally at the Kootney Burlesque Fest (Nelson, BC, Canada) and the Vicenza Burlesque Festival (Vicenza, Italy). Most recently Temera won the “ROBBED!” judges choice award at the 2024 Portland Comedy Pageant.
Temera is passionate about burlesque as an art form that celebrates the enormous range of human capacity to create and loves sharing this passion with others! Over the past years, she has teamed up with performers to make burlesque magic collaboratively as Tits’n’Cake, Troupe De Peches, The Dark Fates, and The RainBoas.
You can find her online at her website, instagram, and facebook!
** ATTENDANCE **
Because this is a group act, missing class impacts everyone. We understand missing because of illness or Life/Work emergencies, but if you know you'll miss more than one class, please join the Waitlist for a future series.
Frequently Asked Qestions
How much dance experience do it need for these series?
We craft these series to be approachable for new dancers and enjoyable for more experienced performers. We've had Teasettes who have never been on stage before, and those with years of experience. These acts focus more on expressing your inner sass and teaching Burlesque Basics, than on intricate movement.
That said, there's an expectation that everyone practices the routine outside of class, asks for help when they need it, and brings their best to the stage.
What's the refund policy?
Since this is limited to a set number of people, each registrant is holding a slot for themselves that no one else can take. If Life gets wild, please contact us. We can likely fill your slot if notified BEFORE the series begins. If we can fill your slot, we'll refund you the series cost, less $30 to cover credit card costs and our time contacting other dancers.
There are NO REFUNDS after the series begins.
What do I need for class?
To start with, an open mind and positive attitude toward learning and working within a group. Also water and any snacks you need to stay fueled during class meetings.
If the series asks for dance shoes, bring them to every class as soon as you have them. Dress in layers of well-fitting, easy to move in clothes.
If you plan to perform, it's best to get the Costume Pieces as quickly as possible, especially the top layers that will be peeled off. Allow as much time as possible for custom pieces. We'll email you the complete list upon registration, and you can email us if you have further questions.
What if I can't make a class or would arrive late?
We prefer everyone to be in every class because this is a group act and missing impacts everyone. If you have a major work or family event, we get it. If you know you'll miss 1 class, email the instructor so they're aware of that. Planning to miss more than 1 class could impact the experience and performance for everyone, so please join the Waitlist for a future series.
Arriving 10 minutes or less late because you're coming from work, or another important life thing, can be managed, but please email Eva to discuss it first. Being consistently late due to lack of time management is not acceptable.
DO NOT attend if you're ill, just email the instructor.
If you miss a class, we expect you to practice with the videos at home and keep up with the costuming so you can rejoin the next class easily.
What happens at the Showcase?
The Big Fun!
Here's the breakdown of the evening:
6:00pm Call Time -- You must be at Mission Theater so that you can dress for Tech.
7:30pm Tech -- Be in costume and shoes (if applicable), with MakeUp & Hair Ready. Your instructor will take you through the routine at least once. Following practice, you will pose for photos with our photographer.
8pm House Opens -- This is when people are let in to be seated. You can visit with your Friends, Family & Fans or get in our photo booth -- we recommend wearing a robe or some sort of cover-up so that you don't give away the surprise of the act.
8:45pm -- All performers Backstage
9:00pm Showtime! -- Teasettes open our Showcases. After performing, you're welcome to sit with your people.
11pm-ish Curtain Call -- When the show ends, all performers are called back on stage for Curtain Call when we'll pose for photos by our photographer and the audience.
12pm Hard Out -- Everyone affiliated with the Showcase and all their belongings must be cleared out of the venue. We usually head to a nearby bar for a post-show celebration.
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